Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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