Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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