At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
vagina is talking i cant
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.