i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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