a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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