sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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