That's intense
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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