Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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