considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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