the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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