He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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