look no pants
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
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I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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