yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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