i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that