Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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