Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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