Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
