5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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