he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Dicks are not precious.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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