Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I deserve this hangover.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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