it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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