I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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