My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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