I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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