I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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