Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize