I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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