So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good