Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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