I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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