so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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