1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail