farters have to be the big spoon...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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