sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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