The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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