i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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