Tell her she can't have a vagina
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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