i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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