I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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