question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.