It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.