i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?