Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn