woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.