someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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