her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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