Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.