We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms