Your tits are I can't wait for
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
dude. I can hear the air.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize