i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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