are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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