i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET