is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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