But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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