it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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