Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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